School started last week. I’ve signed up for Biology 102, again, and because I’m almost 37 years old and it’s really hard to stay motivated to get my degree I signed up for a psychology class to remind me why I wanted to get my degree in the first place.
It’s not a class I need [...]
participate in many internet memes, and certainly not on my blog, I thought that this was worth participating in. And because I am more hardcore natural than the rest of you bloggers, I haven’t even waxed my eyebrows since March. The same can not be said for my mustache, though, because I mean… come on.. [...]
In January of 2009, I made a confession to Ken that sent him reeling with laughter and left him a little horrified.
I said “sometimes I feel like my crotch smells like a Chipotle Burrito.” Ken stared at me blankly and I continued, “and it sometimes makes me crave it.”
Then I told him that I had [...]
Me: I just burped corn.
I ate corn almost 48 hours ago.
Berna: Lol
Sometimes my pee smells like fritos and I hardly ever eat fritos
Me: my crotch sometimes smells like chipotle burritos.
which incidentally is where I had the corn from yesterday.
Berna: Lol
Me: its really odd.
because then it makes me crave chipotle.
then im like UGH what the fuck [...]
The people with NOBAMA stickers on their car make me giggle. They remind me of the type of people who would proudly hang a banner at their son’s graduation exclaiming congraduations! That’s what I think of anyway, every time I see those stickers.
So this is exactly how I want 2010 to be for me:
twentyten from myfuckingeye on Vimeo.
Sometimes when I’m hanging out with Ken, I will randomly spout out what I’m sure are Chinese words that I have managed to pick up in the 8 and a half years of knowing him. Then I’ll badger him asking, “did I say anything, did I say anything?”
Usually the answer is a resounding no.
Then today [...]