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More than too much tmi..

In January of 2009, I made a confession to Ken that sent him reeling with laughter and left him a little horrified. I said “sometimes I feel like my crotch smells like a Chipotle Burrito.” Ken stared at me blankly and I continued, “and it sometimes makes me crave it.” Then I told him that [...]


Me: I just burped corn. I ate corn almost 48 hours ago. Berna: Lol Sometimes my pee smells like fritos and I hardly ever eat fritos Me: my crotch sometimes smells like chipotle burritos. which incidentally is where I had the corn from yesterday. Berna: Lol Me: its really odd. because then it makes me [...]

Too long for a tweet

The people with NOBAMA stickers on their car make me giggle. ¬†They remind me of the type of people who would proudly hang a banner at their son’s graduation exclaiming congraduations! ¬†That’s what I think of anyway, every time I see those stickers.

twenty ten

So this is exactly how I want 2010 to be for me: twentyten from myfuckingeye on Vimeo.

I can (sort of) speak three languages now.

Sometimes when I’m hanging out with Ken, I will randomly spout out what I’m sure are Chinese words that I have managed to pick up in the 8 and a half years of knowing him. Then I’ll badger him asking, “did I say anything, did I say anything?” Usually the answer is a resounding no. [...]

The light burned out

the one in our master bedroom ceiling fan. When Ken jumped on the bed to remove the cover–I stood below him waiting to see what kind of light bulb would be exposed so Id know what to look for in the basement. Turns out the ceiling fan had this odd light bulb, in the shape [...]

Amy wants a new post

I keep telling her I’ll update when something interesting happens. This isn’t enough for her, so I’ll update now that something insulting has happened. 1 Tip of a flat belly : – – Cut down 3 lbs of your belly every week by keeping this 1 weird tip. That is what an advertisement on [...]