The light burned out

the one in our master bedroom ceiling fan. When Ken jumped on the bed to remove the cover–I stood below him waiting to see what kind of light bulb would be exposed so Id know what to look for in the basement. Turns out the ceiling fan had this odd light bulb, in the shape of a ring that was about 9 inches in diameter. I said, who the fuck decided it was cool to buy a ceiling fan that uses light bulbs that look like that? Where the fuck do we even buy a replacement?

Ken said, I imagine the same place where we bought the fan–home depot was it?

Always the rational one, whatever.

He climbed off the bed and said, hey Esthela, what do you think of this?

This being him holding the light bulb up to his nose like a nose ring. I laughed.

I said, thats funny, but what do you think of this? I took it from him and held it up to the corner of my eyebrow. He laughed.

He said, I guess thats pretty funny, but what do you think of this? He held it up to his crotch. I laughed.

I said, that is pretty hilarious, but what do you think of this? I held it up to my one of my nipples. He laughed.

He said, that is pretty funny, but what do you think of this? Then he picked Lily up, turned her over and attached it to one of her many nipples.

AND I FUCKING LAUGHED!

One Comment

  1. Posted August 31, 2009 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Poor Lily, the butt of so many jokes. Good thing she doesn’t always “get it”.

    PS ’bout time you updated. I thought I was gonna have to call Amy and get her to get on ya again…

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