Me: I just burped corn.
I ate corn almost 48 hours ago.

Berna: Lol
Sometimes my pee smells like fritos and I hardly ever eat fritos

Me: my crotch sometimes smells like chipotle burritos.
which incidentally is where I had the corn from yesterday.

Berna: Lol

Me: its really odd.
because then it makes me crave chipotle.
then im like UGH what the fuck is wrong with me.

Berna: Lol

Me: my nose is fucked up so I cant smell anything or I smell things that dont exist.
because ken can confirm that my crotch does not smell like chipotle burritos.

Berna: That happens to me too!

Me: and after a workout I could swear that my armpits smell like big macs
and I know you sweat out smells of the food you eat
but i do not eat mcdonald big macs.

Berna: Lol

Me: and my feet smell like doritos
that might be true though
when we were little tina and i said doritos were named after dirty toes.

Berna: lol

Me: ken said a weird thing to me today.
he was like when are you going to start blogging again?

Berna: Why is that weird

Me: said he wanted me to start blogging again.
so I told him I would tonight.
and I think the conversation we just had qualifies as a blog entry.
but the people will know your pee smells like fritos.

Berna: well just make sure u say that sometimes it does
Cause it doesn’t always

Me: duly noted.


  1. Ken
    Posted April 7, 2010 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    I lol’d.

  2. Raq
    Posted April 7, 2010 at 8:03 am | Permalink

    lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds her bodily odors remind her of normal day to day things

  3. Posted April 7, 2010 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    THIS was funny shit. If I drink coffee my pee smells like coffee. Otherwise, it just smells like pee.

    Blog any time…

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